[Jim's just returned from from fail!family holiday. Anyone who's seen him will know he's in less than a good mood.]

Man, I thought break would never end.

[Jim sounds so extremely bored.] So. It's been a while since anything fun happened around here...

Anyone know how hard it is to permanently dye a squid?

[This is fail!locked to Jim's bff Bones. He thinks he's 13 and third year]Alright, Bones. Don't forget to tell the Professor that I'm sick today. By the time any of the teachers notice I'll be in Hogsmeade and I'll be back home before they even think of looking outside the castle ( Read more... )

[Private to Jaina]
I believe you owe me a vacation.
[/Private]

What's the prize for winning the worst injury award?
And is there anyone who wants to try and one-up me? [to those who know him, Jim's laugh will sound half forced right here.]Speaking of which- you started training yet, Ren ( Read more... )

Do all the teachers seem a little jumpy at the moment or is that just me?

So... That was a blast, huh?

[Locked from Professors, but the lock's easy to break- like it was added as an afterthough]

I'm pretty sure that last unicorn tried to kill me.

[a pause. then a laugh as Jim works it out] Guess it's true what they say about unicorns. Ren, you alright?

Thanks for the candy, Professor. It was nice having a surprise that wasn't trying to eat me for once.

[Locked to all seventh year menfolk. and Sasuke. and Harry. But not Drake XP]

Drinks, 8 o'clock Tuesday night. I think we all deserve it.

I was hoping things would clear up, but so far... Things are definitely not getting any better. The sounds outside the common room have been really unsettling.

Where is everyone? Is everyone all right?

Sora?

Alma?

Anyone?

Camping, huh? Sounds fun.
Anyone else going?

[locked to Slytherin Students]That housepoint count's looking a little grim ( Read more... )